I am currently ensconced on the Gold Coast and I am just about to head off and talk to the folks at the AIA. However, I find myself fitting right in with the tourist lifestyle. As proof of this I have photographed my breakfast, which does seem to be the default activity for people here. In fact this morning saw one women performing any and all manner of contortions with a selfie stick, a two year old and her breakfast, all with the aim of obviously sending said photograph to all unsundry.
Later in the day I plan to really get into the Gold Coast lifestyle by getting an inappropriate tattoo preferably, on my neck because nothing spells success as much as having No Regrets inked into ones neck. Following that I plan to have grandchildren and give them a remedial course in hanging around Cavill Avenue in a wife beater t-shirt followed by a quick trip to Centrelink.